So how did the time change treat everyone? It really screwed with everyone at work. The customers were all early and the employees were all late :) What the hell ya gonna do? Trick-or-Treating was cute, I didn't go but I handed out candy and fought with my parents.
Ok, so this anonymous person is all excited about my poem so I'll post what I have now. This is just about the intro of VH. BTW Anonymous, do I know you at all, or did ya just happen on by my Little Blue Blog here? Nice to have ya either way. Just wondered.
VAN HELSING POEM BEGINNING
A monster is created
On a dark, stormy night
Count Dracula is elated
It starts in black and white
The purpose of the creature
Was to be reliant
Dracula's decisions
Led him to be defiant
The monster and his master
Head over to the windmill
The angry mob disaster
Follows them with plans to kill
Dracula's brides begin to wail
And he himself is pissed
The peasant crowd begins to bail
The key to life is missed
Tada! Watcha think?????????????
Melissa
Sunday, October 31, 2004
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Terrible People
I feel terrible. I let him do it to me again. I actually believed he was going to come. We made plans 2 days in advance. Somehow I don't believe he really wanted to do something, but he said he wanted to. He said he would try for lunch, although the way he said it I felt like I was being "penciled in." I called him, he was busy, I called him later, he was like 'we'll do dinner'. I called him and said I was hungry, where did he want to go, he was busy but would be ready in a few mins and would call...he never took his phone with him. I called his house, his dad answered, he wasn't there.
Maybe he's terrible. What planet did he grow up on where you don't attempt to be couteous to people who are waiting for you. Maybe he has short term memory. Whah! The last time I heard from him was over 4 hours ago. Good thing I ate dinner.
Maybe he's terrible. What planet did he grow up on where you don't attempt to be couteous to people who are waiting for you. Maybe he has short term memory. Whah! The last time I heard from him was over 4 hours ago. Good thing I ate dinner.
Thursday, October 28, 2004
THE KATIE AND MELISSA HYPER POEM!!!!!
Hyper
Mountain Dew and Pixie Stix
That's the way we get our kicks
Watching George slam into trees
At Mel's house or at Katie's
Get wired and stay up past 2
Now we're drinking Diet Dew
Eating sugar is our game
Pixie Chix is our nickname
Spilling drinks and causing fire
That's what happens when we're wired
Play Nintendo 64
Play one round then play 10 more
Start at college or job strife
Relax, it's the Game of Life
Before the whole night is spent
We blast loud music from RENT
Who else do we blast, you think?
Why, of course, it is NSYNC!
Monopoly takes much time
Go to jail for no crime
Sing songs and sound like chipmunks
Drinking sugar makes us drunk
Mix the Dew and Pixie Stix
Now we're really throwing fits
Being loud like total fools
Even been asked to leave Jewel
Nothing's funny, we laugh though
We party till roosters crow
Pick a guy and have a fling
Let's have fun and go bowling
Throw the ball in the gutter
Drink Dew until we stutter
Pretty soon our organs burst
It comes down to who dies first
Katie really has to fight
Mel can stay awake all night
Drink new Dew - it's called Code Red
Will we EVER go to bed?
Go to sleep at 5AM
Deepest sleep achieved is REM
Katie falls asleep on Mel
Next day we're tired as hell
Wake up looking like zombies
We need to catch up on our 'z's
No more sugar for that day
For our late night we will pay
Mel and Katie say good-bye
And come down from our sugar high
We crave Dew right there and then
Soon the cycle starts again!
Mountain Dew and Pixie Stix
That's the way we get our kicks
Watching George slam into trees
At Mel's house or at Katie's
Get wired and stay up past 2
Now we're drinking Diet Dew
Eating sugar is our game
Pixie Chix is our nickname
Spilling drinks and causing fire
That's what happens when we're wired
Play Nintendo 64
Play one round then play 10 more
Start at college or job strife
Relax, it's the Game of Life
Before the whole night is spent
We blast loud music from RENT
Who else do we blast, you think?
Why, of course, it is NSYNC!
Monopoly takes much time
Go to jail for no crime
Sing songs and sound like chipmunks
Drinking sugar makes us drunk
Mix the Dew and Pixie Stix
Now we're really throwing fits
Being loud like total fools
Even been asked to leave Jewel
Nothing's funny, we laugh though
We party till roosters crow
Pick a guy and have a fling
Let's have fun and go bowling
Throw the ball in the gutter
Drink Dew until we stutter
Pretty soon our organs burst
It comes down to who dies first
Katie really has to fight
Mel can stay awake all night
Drink new Dew - it's called Code Red
Will we EVER go to bed?
Go to sleep at 5AM
Deepest sleep achieved is REM
Katie falls asleep on Mel
Next day we're tired as hell
Wake up looking like zombies
We need to catch up on our 'z's
No more sugar for that day
For our late night we will pay
Mel and Katie say good-bye
And come down from our sugar high
We crave Dew right there and then
Soon the cycle starts again!
Death
Death...is only the beginning...bwahahahaha :) J/K
This morning I was listening to KISS FM Chicago 103.5 getting my Drex on lol andthey were talking, apparently about death and scary experiences. This one woman came on and gave this testimonial type thing. It was such a great story...depending on how you look at it. Apparently she was sick and on a dozen or so medications and then got a cold on top of that. She got a perscription cold medicine. I don't know what exactly did this to her but one day she took all her meds like normal and she "died". She had been catholic for 15 years and quit as a teen to become pegan (i can't remember the real term she used). Well she took her meds and she could no longer hear anything and her vision got blurry. she couldn't find the phone and her roommate wasn't home so she was scared. before she knew it she felt like she was walking through water, it was difficult to move. She also was having a hard time breathing so she prayed. Then she felt a presence in the room and it was not happy she said. She presumed it was God and she knew He was pissed. He couldn't actually speak, of course, but she could tell he was saying "why should i help you, you left me, what should i do for you?" and she was just like "i can't do this without you, i'm putting myself in your hands". She said He decided He would help her and He told her to just lie down and go to sleep and everything would be fine. A little later her roommate came home and found her on the floor sheet white, covered in sweat, etc. They went to the hospital and found out one of the meds was screwing up the chemicals in her brain and her brain didn't know what to process anymore so it just shut down the body. BTW this whole episide happenned in an hour and a half she said. The out come was that she decided to go back to catholicism but mixing it with what she had previously practiced. The monk she spoke to had told her that all religions are based on certain truths and she needed to be true to herself as well. She was working for the government but now she works at a nursing home helping people feel better about themselves or something. I was just amazed at the story and wanted to share cuz it's the spooking season.
Ok I'll go post the hyper poem now so you can see what kind of writing you are in for. I also have the beginning of the Van Helsing poem, but I'm not ready to share yet. I figure this thing is going to be 80 pages long lol. I am too detailed about this crap.
This morning I was listening to KISS FM Chicago 103.5 getting my Drex on lol andthey were talking, apparently about death and scary experiences. This one woman came on and gave this testimonial type thing. It was such a great story...depending on how you look at it. Apparently she was sick and on a dozen or so medications and then got a cold on top of that. She got a perscription cold medicine. I don't know what exactly did this to her but one day she took all her meds like normal and she "died". She had been catholic for 15 years and quit as a teen to become pegan (i can't remember the real term she used). Well she took her meds and she could no longer hear anything and her vision got blurry. she couldn't find the phone and her roommate wasn't home so she was scared. before she knew it she felt like she was walking through water, it was difficult to move. She also was having a hard time breathing so she prayed. Then she felt a presence in the room and it was not happy she said. She presumed it was God and she knew He was pissed. He couldn't actually speak, of course, but she could tell he was saying "why should i help you, you left me, what should i do for you?" and she was just like "i can't do this without you, i'm putting myself in your hands". She said He decided He would help her and He told her to just lie down and go to sleep and everything would be fine. A little later her roommate came home and found her on the floor sheet white, covered in sweat, etc. They went to the hospital and found out one of the meds was screwing up the chemicals in her brain and her brain didn't know what to process anymore so it just shut down the body. BTW this whole episide happenned in an hour and a half she said. The out come was that she decided to go back to catholicism but mixing it with what she had previously practiced. The monk she spoke to had told her that all religions are based on certain truths and she needed to be true to herself as well. She was working for the government but now she works at a nursing home helping people feel better about themselves or something. I was just amazed at the story and wanted to share cuz it's the spooking season.
Ok I'll go post the hyper poem now so you can see what kind of writing you are in for. I also have the beginning of the Van Helsing poem, but I'm not ready to share yet. I figure this thing is going to be 80 pages long lol. I am too detailed about this crap.
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Survivor
"I can't stop thinkin' 'bout you girl
It's like I'm livin' in some fantasy world"
Is Survivor an old band? I know they had songs in the 80s, but are they putting out new stuff? High on You has been in my brain for about a week and I never hear it. I love the lead singer's voice, but I have no clue what his name is lol.
For those of you who might have thought I was going to talk about reality tv in this segment, I guess I'll throw ya a bone. The current season of survivor is ok. Some of those girls are just too pretty and not Survivor material. I like the dude Chad, I think that's his name, with the fake leg. He's cute and awesome. They would be smart to pick him off sooner rather than later, but I hope he wins instead. Tonight is The Biggest Loser. I really kinda like that show. I didn't see the whole thing this week but I'm taping One Tree Hill to watch it.
Did anyone watch the RMAs? I'm already sick of this Ashlee Simpson thing.
Melissa
It's like I'm livin' in some fantasy world"
Is Survivor an old band? I know they had songs in the 80s, but are they putting out new stuff? High on You has been in my brain for about a week and I never hear it. I love the lead singer's voice, but I have no clue what his name is lol.
For those of you who might have thought I was going to talk about reality tv in this segment, I guess I'll throw ya a bone. The current season of survivor is ok. Some of those girls are just too pretty and not Survivor material. I like the dude Chad, I think that's his name, with the fake leg. He's cute and awesome. They would be smart to pick him off sooner rather than later, but I hope he wins instead. Tonight is The Biggest Loser. I really kinda like that show. I didn't see the whole thing this week but I'm taping One Tree Hill to watch it.
Did anyone watch the RMAs? I'm already sick of this Ashlee Simpson thing.
Melissa
Monday, October 25, 2004
whah
whah! my family hasn't come back yet. i'm bored. nobody fed me so i had to make garlic cheesey bread and i burned the melted cheese and ruined the kewlaid i made. i shouldn't have added sugar like the packet said.
sad melissa
sad melissa
Bloody Hell!!!
Mom and Dude are currently taking Nana to the hospital cuz she's an idiot and won't help herself much like my mother. Maybe Dude will make mom invest in a few days stay as well. Doesn't anybody know its dinner time for Melissa???? I haven't eaten all day and ppl need to feed me. Why don't I just do something for myself? NO!
Anyway, it took Richard 4 years, but he finally asked me out today. Too bad I had to turn him down. Perhaps I will see Tony for Halloween :)
I'm a happy, but hungry Melissa
Anyway, it took Richard 4 years, but he finally asked me out today. Too bad I had to turn him down. Perhaps I will see Tony for Halloween :)
I'm a happy, but hungry Melissa
Nails
Aloha! Last Halloween I painted my nails orange and black, altertnating nails. This year I decided to get a little more complex. I painted each nail like candy corn :) If you don't look too closely it looks awesome! If you really examine my work, it looks like crap lol. I think it's unique and colorful.
I woke up from the best dream this morning. I was dreaming that Jewel was being stupid and let me work 45 minutes over cuz the lines were horrible and nobody was paying any attention. Then I went home and discovered mom had been to an estate sale and got a black leather chair in wooden framing. It was huge and overstuffed and groovy. Then I went somewhere and came back to discover that all our furniture was gone, and replaced with black leather everything and we tore up our carpeting so that we just had wooden floors. The whole place smelled so good like Katie's place in KY. I was so happy...
...Then I woke up. Mom was there as usual and that aggrivated me cuz I was still half asleep and she was all cheery and said hello to which I growled but she was determined to get a response and said HELLO and i growled louder, but in my mind I was thinking "I don't speak morning, go away." :)
I'm gonna be writing a poem about Van Helsing to post here. I think I will post the Hyper Poem here sometime as well.
Melissa
I woke up from the best dream this morning. I was dreaming that Jewel was being stupid and let me work 45 minutes over cuz the lines were horrible and nobody was paying any attention. Then I went home and discovered mom had been to an estate sale and got a black leather chair in wooden framing. It was huge and overstuffed and groovy. Then I went somewhere and came back to discover that all our furniture was gone, and replaced with black leather everything and we tore up our carpeting so that we just had wooden floors. The whole place smelled so good like Katie's place in KY. I was so happy...
...Then I woke up. Mom was there as usual and that aggrivated me cuz I was still half asleep and she was all cheery and said hello to which I growled but she was determined to get a response and said HELLO and i growled louder, but in my mind I was thinking "I don't speak morning, go away." :)
I'm gonna be writing a poem about Van Helsing to post here. I think I will post the Hyper Poem here sometime as well.
Melissa
Saturday, October 23, 2004
No patience!
From the time I get up in the morning, to the time I go to bed, I have no patience for my mother. I swear I will kill her one day, and I'm lookin' forward to it.
How do you tell someone that when you see their face you want to kick it in and whenever you hear their voice you want to rip their vocal chords out of their throat and strangle it with them?
Ya see, my life meter starts out full at the beginning of every day. The moment I open my bedroom door and see my mothers face, the life meter starts to dwindle. I get to school and I'm fine cuz she's not there and neither is work, which I swear I am quitting. So I stay happy for the day. Then when class is over, I have to go home and face her. She may as well be a damn cripple because I have to take her everywhere. That sucks a good chunk out of the life meter and severly wears my patience cuz she's an ass. We go buy cigarettes and then to the store to get groceries and VODKA. She always complains. I can say every line of hers before she does. She's such a predictable ass. I want to shoot her. Bush cannot take office again cuz I'll buy and handgun and kill my mother. I wonder if I could sue him for that. Hmmm intreguing thought. My mother is so worthless. I'm gonna go to bed and die cuz she' just sucked the life out of me and I was on the negative side of the life and patience spectrum.
Melissa
How do you tell someone that when you see their face you want to kick it in and whenever you hear their voice you want to rip their vocal chords out of their throat and strangle it with them?
Ya see, my life meter starts out full at the beginning of every day. The moment I open my bedroom door and see my mothers face, the life meter starts to dwindle. I get to school and I'm fine cuz she's not there and neither is work, which I swear I am quitting. So I stay happy for the day. Then when class is over, I have to go home and face her. She may as well be a damn cripple because I have to take her everywhere. That sucks a good chunk out of the life meter and severly wears my patience cuz she's an ass. We go buy cigarettes and then to the store to get groceries and VODKA. She always complains. I can say every line of hers before she does. She's such a predictable ass. I want to shoot her. Bush cannot take office again cuz I'll buy and handgun and kill my mother. I wonder if I could sue him for that. Hmmm intreguing thought. My mother is so worthless. I'm gonna go to bed and die cuz she' just sucked the life out of me and I was on the negative side of the life and patience spectrum.
Melissa
Thursday, October 21, 2004
What a waste!
I just put my complete and total energy into writing a huge entry. I went to publish it and I get can't find server. Fuck! The long and the short of it was that yesterday work just was no fun and my managers are all retards. I wanted to kill myself. (calm down, not serious.)
At any rate, with yesterday being so emotional for me I'm glad that today is an easy day. I had a test in my 8:20 class which I did bad on, but I'm relaxed and don't care. Then In my sociology class we have a video and then I get to go home cuz there is no evening class for me today. Happy! Maybe I'll go home and behave and do what mom wants so that I can play Kingdom Hearts with bff tonight.
Melissa
At any rate, with yesterday being so emotional for me I'm glad that today is an easy day. I had a test in my 8:20 class which I did bad on, but I'm relaxed and don't care. Then In my sociology class we have a video and then I get to go home cuz there is no evening class for me today. Happy! Maybe I'll go home and behave and do what mom wants so that I can play Kingdom Hearts with bff tonight.
Melissa
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Free Gasoline!!!
Dude! Yesterday, due to the fact that people are idiots and machines aren't really much better than humans, I got $10 woth of free gas for my Trailblazer :) Just wanted to brag real quick before I go face real life again.
Melissa
Melissa
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
VAN HELSING
Happy Van Helsing comes to DVD day :) I bought the 4 disc collectors edition today. I'm so excited! This was the first movie I have ever really been this excited about this year! Last year it was all about Sleeping Beauty coming to DVD. I am collecting the Platinum Edition Disney DVDs now but I can't find Snow White or Beauty and the Beast anymore. I bet Borders will have them for $50 each. Ug!
Fun fun fun things for you to think about!!!
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON) Pepper Oriole
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE SNACK FOOD + GRANDFATHER'S FIRST NAME) Kettle Korn Frank
YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE RESTAURANT) Creative Bennigans
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (FAVORITE SPICE + LAST FOREIGN VACATION SPOT) Garlic London
FLY GIRL" ALIAS (A LA J. Lo): (FIRST INITIAL + FIRST 2-3 LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME) M. Fa
DETECTIVE ALIAS: (FAVORITE BABY ANIMAL + WHERE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL) Kitty Munster
SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (MIDDLE NAME + STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED) Amber Hohman
ROCK STAR ALIAS: (FAVORITE CANDY + LAST NAME OF FAVORITE MUSICIAN) Sweedish Fish Aiken ;)
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE SNACK FOOD + GRANDFATHER'S FIRST NAME) Kettle Korn Frank
YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE RESTAURANT) Creative Bennigans
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (FAVORITE SPICE + LAST FOREIGN VACATION SPOT) Garlic London
FLY GIRL" ALIAS (A LA J. Lo): (FIRST INITIAL + FIRST 2-3 LETTERS OF YOUR LAST NAME) M. Fa
DETECTIVE ALIAS: (FAVORITE BABY ANIMAL + WHERE YOU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL) Kitty Munster
SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (MIDDLE NAME + STREET WHERE YOU FIRST LIVED) Amber Hohman
ROCK STAR ALIAS: (FAVORITE CANDY + LAST NAME OF FAVORITE MUSICIAN) Sweedish Fish Aiken ;)
Sunday, October 17, 2004
So much to say and so many other things I really should be doing!!!
I worked today. Nobody wanted to do their job. I opened, the next cashier forgot to set his alarm, the next manager to arrive was such a child he was throwing things at other cashiers. Then we had to give balloons away from boss's day and shit. He was sucking all the helium out and going around talking to customers. What a loon. He's adorable though. I got put on self check out so I was happy, but today I would have been fine being on a normal register. There is just no pleasing Melissa. The manager that arrived after that was funny. I really don't like her at all cuz she's "moody" and ignores most everyone that doesn't hang with the service desk ppl. Any way she was talking about her yong son's toy from Toy Story broke and she was across the store and yelled to the "child" manager that "my son broke his woody" :)
I think I'm getting sick and if it is strep throat SOMEONE AT JEWEL DIES!
Last night I had a dream that Jordan Knight was my college professor :)
Happiness!
Sadness - car accident! Simply trying to park at work Friday and got hit by some old lady trying to move her car into a better parking spot across the isle. Our awesome trailblazer got all the damage! I was only going 5 miles an hour! It's gonna cost $2,200! The driver's door doesn't really open well right now. :*(
I have a million more things to post, but I'm doing laundry and studying for tests and feeling feverish.
Melissa
I think I'm getting sick and if it is strep throat SOMEONE AT JEWEL DIES!
Last night I had a dream that Jordan Knight was my college professor :)
Happiness!
Sadness - car accident! Simply trying to park at work Friday and got hit by some old lady trying to move her car into a better parking spot across the isle. Our awesome trailblazer got all the damage! I was only going 5 miles an hour! It's gonna cost $2,200! The driver's door doesn't really open well right now. :*(
I have a million more things to post, but I'm doing laundry and studying for tests and feeling feverish.
Melissa
Thursday, October 14, 2004
New Relationship Pisses Me Off !!!!!
Dear ____,
I don't know what planet you are from, but my time is valuable to me, so if you say you will call me, YOU BETTER CALL ME AND TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!!! I'm really done with this game we are playing here. It's getting quite dangerous. Do you like Maroon 5? Try this one for size:
Can you see me
Floating above your head
As you lay in bed
Thinking about everything
That you did not do
Cause saying I love you
Has nothing to do with meaning it
And I don't trust you
Cause every time you're here
Your intentions are unclear
I spend every hour waiting for a phone call
That I know will never come
I used to think you were the one
Now I'm sick of thinking anything at all
That's how I'm feeling right now buddy. Now listen, here's all you have to do. Just be my friend. You were so excited to see me in the beginning and you were all ready to hook up and marry me or something and I said let's be friends and see what happens, and then I screwed that up. Well fine, my bad. Now I reserve the right to change my mind a little. You can't just call me, tell me you love me, confuse me, blow me off, and upset me like this anymore. On top of that, I just know you are saying shit behind my back. I have heard you say it al million times about everyone else in your life. "She's an idiot, he's an asshole, etc." If you want to be friends with me, then we have to have a VERY SERIOUS talk here. I think you are more emotionally involved in this relationship but you are taking a terrible approach, practically a non-exsistant one. I don't think I made sence there, but then again I'm very confused about you. I don't want to be. I want to get to know you and hang out. Perhaps if you would come to school some time....
Let's review what happenned yesterday. You called, I called you back, you said what are you doing in the evening, I told you I was working, you told me to call you back when I got off work. I made an attempt to call you on break to see if we were still doing something, but had no success in reaching you. You called my house thinking i had gotten off early, but no such luck. I called when i got home, no answer, i called again, no answer, i called a 3rd time, YOU ANSWERED :) "i'm moving furnature, call me back in 20 minutes" you said. i called back, no answer, i called again, no answer, i called a 3rd time YOU ANSWERED. "blah blah blah i'm talking to my sister, i'll call you back, alright BABE?" I wanted to scream at you. I held my tongue and begged my family to let me go out if you called. That was at 9:30. Did you call? HELL NO! That must have been some conversation with your sister. I don't know what to do with you.
You are making it really hard for me to want anything to do with you dude. I think you need to change your habbits a bit.
Melissa
Monday, October 11, 2004
Life as I know it
Howdy, life sucks. Mom drinks way too much and I'm probably gonna kill her soon. My birthday was Oct. 1 and she was drunk. Mom, Dude, and I had been fighting all day. By the time family got there you could feel the tention. Mom had made Nana cry, Uncle Bob and Aunt Helen were extremely quiet, you could just tell the day was not going well and everyone knew what was wrong. I have half a mind to just yell at mom but I don't think Dude would back me that much. Grrr.
I don't really know what is going on with this new guy in my life either, which bugs me. He's strange and mysterious and I know less about him now than I did 4 years ago. Its so aggrivating. I want to know everything about him, but I'm scared to ask. He is always wanting to know what I'm thinkin, but at that moment I don't think. Usually its cuz he's kissing me or something. I would rather not be thinking instead of overthinking which I tend to do. He wants the woman to be in charge, but I want to be taken care of and swept off my feet. There is too much chaos in my life right now and I don't need him adding to it. We're either gonna have a relationship or just be friends, but I don't want that grey area...
Don't worry, next time I write will be me saying that I changed my mind and let everything happen exactly the way I didn't want it to.
Melissa
I don't really know what is going on with this new guy in my life either, which bugs me. He's strange and mysterious and I know less about him now than I did 4 years ago. Its so aggrivating. I want to know everything about him, but I'm scared to ask. He is always wanting to know what I'm thinkin, but at that moment I don't think. Usually its cuz he's kissing me or something. I would rather not be thinking instead of overthinking which I tend to do. He wants the woman to be in charge, but I want to be taken care of and swept off my feet. There is too much chaos in my life right now and I don't need him adding to it. We're either gonna have a relationship or just be friends, but I don't want that grey area...
Don't worry, next time I write will be me saying that I changed my mind and let everything happen exactly the way I didn't want it to.
Melissa
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