Hyper
Mountain Dew and Pixie Stix
That's the way we get our kicks
Watching George slam into trees
At Mel's house or at Katie's
Get wired and stay up past 2
Now we're drinking Diet Dew
Eating sugar is our game
Pixie Chix is our nickname
Spilling drinks and causing fire
That's what happens when we're wired
Play Nintendo 64
Play one round then play 10 more
Start at college or job strife
Relax, it's the Game of Life
Before the whole night is spent
We blast loud music from RENT
Who else do we blast, you think?
Why, of course, it is NSYNC!
Monopoly takes much time
Go to jail for no crime
Sing songs and sound like chipmunks
Drinking sugar makes us drunk
Mix the Dew and Pixie Stix
Now we're really throwing fits
Being loud like total fools
Even been asked to leave Jewel
Nothing's funny, we laugh though
We party till roosters crow
Pick a guy and have a fling
Let's have fun and go bowling
Throw the ball in the gutter
Drink Dew until we stutter
Pretty soon our organs burst
It comes down to who dies first
Katie really has to fight
Mel can stay awake all night
Drink new Dew - it's called Code Red
Will we EVER go to bed?
Go to sleep at 5AM
Deepest sleep achieved is REM
Katie falls asleep on Mel
Next day we're tired as hell
Wake up looking like zombies
We need to catch up on our 'z's
No more sugar for that day
For our late night we will pay
Mel and Katie say good-bye
And come down from our sugar high
We crave Dew right there and then
Soon the cycle starts again!
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