Tuesday, November 30, 2004

This has to stop

I can't take it anymore, make it stop. The sun has not been out in a week, the sky is grey, it's cold and rainy, I can't handle it. My whole life has been screwed up over this. My whole schedule has been off due to Thanksgiving break, I have no clue how to get back in the swing of things.
Today has been just so unbelivablly messed up I could hurl. I normally get up at 6:30, but today I set the alarm for 5:51 so I could wake at 6 to leave by 7 to be at school at 8, well that's too early cuz then I would sit in the car with nothing to do, so I actually had extra time this morning. Well I didn't use it very well and ended up being 15 minutes late getting out of the house. When I actually got outside I realized my khaki's were so yellow and it was not something I could hide, so back in the house I went. I think I finally left the house by 8 and class started at 8:20. I don't know how I did it, but traffic was all going 50 so I made it in about 12 minutes to school in the rain and the crap and the fog :(
I arrive at school safely, finish listening to a talk radio segment on KIIS FM and then everything goes nutz. Normally, I would put car keys in my pocket, open door, lock the doors, grab the backpack and get out and walk to class. TODAY, in the madness and rushing and all that shit, I had some brilliant thought process that I don't remember, put the keys in the backpack, locked the doors hopped out and walked to the passenger door to retrieve the heavy backpack that I could not have lifted over the chair before. WOW, THE DOOR IS LOCKED, OH NO! I HAVE NO KEYS! WHERE ARE THEY???? IN THE BACKPACK SITTING IN THE BLAZER THAT I AM NOW LOCKED OUT OF. I'll just call mom, wait, no cellphone. Ok, I'll just go to class and figure it out from there.
It is a good thing I have 3 good friends to help me in situations like these: 1-trusty can of Dew 2-bff's cellphone that i can email text messages to 3-MEGAN CAME ONLINE AND CALLED MY MOMMY WHO CALLED ONSTAR AND SOON MY CAR WILL BE OPEN!!!!

It's all killing me slowly...
Melissa

Monday, November 29, 2004

Yellow Ribbons

Hi. So how many of your cars have those magnetic yellow ribbons on them? I bet most households have at least one or 2 cars with one on them. Well my family is not exactly the Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree type family. We don't agree with the war in Iraq, but I guess that doesn't mean we don't support our troops, we just don't advertise it. At any rate, one day mom and I were driving and she saw one on the back of a car. She finally woke up and realized what it was and how many people had to have them. She jumped on the bandwagon. Ugh! We got ours at Osco and took it home. Once we opened the bags up we discovered the yellow ribbon did not make it home. Melissa got sent back to the store! I got to go steal one that was "set aside" for me. I finally get home with the stupid thing, and mom's like 'what does that warning say?' I read it. I bet nobody else did, and if they did they didn't care. Who would care about the warning on a magnet! The warning said 'blah blah this is not for prolonged use, it can rust, blah blah blah. clean it once in a while to prevent this, bleh bleh bleh!' I tell this to mom and she's just like "well that's stupid, I'm not gonna use it now!" *collapses* WHAT THE HELL!!!! So now we have 2 of the yellow ribbon magnet things to not support our troops with which we normally wouldn't anyway, so I guess all is right with the world. Anybody need 2 of those things?
Melissa

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Happy

I guess I'm happy, but everytime I get in a good mood, someone does something to change that. Last night before bed I was happy. Then I had a dream that involved Britney Spears, JC Chasez, and myself doing something...fun. I woke up very happy this morning. I still hate Britney though.
Work was good, but it was a short day, only 4 hours and I still had to get up at the crack of dawn. Hardly worth getting up for. 7a-11. Haven't seen Harry in a few weeks. Wonder if he reads my blog. Oops. It was slow mostly, but chaotic sometimes because of "bad management" as usual. A very interesting thing happenned as I left the store. I got some little gifts for friends for Christmas and as I was checking out, my bagger who is friends with one of the dude's I have a crush on, said something really fast that started with 'just'. Whatever he said I never really heard it because I was unprepared for how fast he was going to speak. ImeanreallyIdon'tknowtoomanypeoplewhotalklikethisdoyou?"
I asked him to repeat himself and he was just like 'nothin' so I missed it. ug. I'm doin laundry and making a mess.
Melissa

Friday, November 26, 2004

happy

hi, not been blogging, not much to say. fought with tom, giving it space for now. tomorrow i'm seeing Finding Neverland with 2 friends I haven't seen in forever, very happy melissa. need money now.
melissa

Thursday, November 25, 2004

Gobble Gobble

Happy Turkey Day!!! What's exciting people? Last night I had a crazy ass dream. First of all, Titans came and destroyed the place. First the rock titan, then the ice titan. (maybe this means we have to go do kh) Then later in the dream people started gaining all these super powers. At first we were scared of the few that had them, but then everyone besides me had them! I was feeling left out, but then Elphaba, the wicked witch of the west, came and I was like "ooooo pick me! pick me!" I went with her and she had my cat, Oliver, but this time his name was Afaroo! What the hell is that all about!
Melissa

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

bleh

what a crappy day. it's crappy out - wet and rainy and snowy and yucky. i feel like crap, weak and tummy and barfy and bleh. i look crappy cuz i don't wanna get all dressed for feeling crappy and being wet and snowed on. on top of this i have to do crappy things like clean and do laundry. stupid holidays.
bleh.
me

Katie's story - you finish it

Ok everyone this was my friends story.

We were just finishing up watching Van Helsing. Vampires had always interested me, but I had never mentioned it to anyone. My best friend said it was time for her to go home, it was getting pretty late. I opened my front door and we both went outside. She walked down my driveway to her car and opened the door. I stood by the curbside. Suddenly I heard a loud rustling behind me. I turned to see a possum sitting on the sidewalk, looking up into the sky. I jumped, but wasn't completely frightened. Melissa, my best friend, screamed. She couldn't believe that I was still standing near the animal. I looked to the sky to reveal the moon, in all its glory; shinning brightest I'd ever seen. I turned my head back to Melissa in her car and noticed she wasn't there. Curious, I called to her as I turned around to notice the little possum was starring straight at me. His eyes focused on an image right in front of me. I turned my head back around and was hit by a huge white blurry. It lifted me into the sky and carried me along by my ankle. After a few seconds of seeing my neighborhood from the sky, I passed out. Only to awake several hours later.....I couldn't see a thing. However, I heard this great voice....."What you are is what you will be." It kept repeating over and over again. "What you are is what you will be." Louder and louder it kept getting. I screamed and asked who was there, but the voice just kept saying "What you are is what you will be." All of the sudden I heard screaming, not your normal screaming, this sounded as if a tornado was rushing past a speeding train, almost a whistle of distraction setting it's path. Then, I heard a sound I was familiar with, however, did not want to hear....Melissa, she was screaming out in pain. "What are you doing? Stop! She is my friend! Let us go!" I cried out, but only the whistling of the screams were heard. I called to Melissa, but no answer. Just as I turned to face the whistling screams, a warm deep breath covered my shoulder, sending all of the hair on my neck straight up towards the sky. "Who's there?" I yelled, the whistling screaming completely gone. "Down boy," a voice said "He won't hurt you.....Yet." "What do you want from me? Why can't I see?" I quickly replied. "Sight is the first thing you always loose. Don't worry, in time it will return." This deep dark voice said. "What? I don't understand?" I replied. "In do time. I can answer all your questions." I suddenly started to see blurred light. Not too much, but just enough to let me see blurred outlines of images. I started to search for Melissa. "Looking for your friend.....are you?" the voice said, I quickly turned to face the voice, to try and make out an image. I squinted to make out an image of this dark voice, but couldn't see much. " Ah...I see your vision is slightly returning. Good.....But there is no use of looking for your friend.....She has been dinner.....FOR MY FAMILY!" Now I could see a better image of this voice. He was sitting in a chair, a throne. His black clothes hid everything but his pale face. His dark hair fell past his shoulders and down around his elbows. Suddenly the whistling screams were heard again. "Ah they hunger again. You shall feed them nicely." The man said. "What?" I asked, "Please, don't....." I was quickly interrupted by him, "Don't make me out to be so mean, child. Let me introduce myself. I am Count Devian Dracuuler, great scientist of our time." "You're a scientist?" I said taking a big gulp of air, "Why is that so hard to believe? EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF ME! I'M A SCIENTIST DAMN IT!" he said spreading his arms wide, making a huge shadow behind him, his voice filling the whole room, shattering bottles of all sizes. "Yes, there are stories, many stories....the latest being that Van Helsing. Who ever thought I looked like that? And Dracula..... That's not my name....IT'S DRACUULER!" he said more angry than before. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" I replied, only hoping he wouldn't get any more mad. "Now darling, it's not your fault...." he said as he slowly walked towards me. He reached under my chin and held my face close to his, looking straight into my eyes he said "It's time.... repeat after me, and you shall live, and maybe I'll spare Melissa as well....look deep into my eyes." I nodded my head as best I could. "What you are is what you will be.....what you are is what you will be.....what you are is what you will be." I repeated until I passed out once again. I woke up several hours later, back home.... back in my room, Melissa laying face down on the floor..................Ok, now you finish! Also, think of a cool title! This should be fun!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

NEKUS!!!!!

hey! look i created a new word - NEKUS!!!! I was attempting to type MELTS, but got a key off in one hand ;)

it's all up to my readers...what should nekus mean????? leave comments!
melissa

Yesterday and the crazy dream

First off I would like to say thank you to whomever it was that gave me 39 hits yesterday according to bravenet. I appreciate everyone who takes time to read my bloggy :)

Monday was absolute NUTZNESS!!!! I was in panic mode the whole day trying to get shit done quickly. Panic mode is no way to go through life I tell ya! I woke up fantastically late for school, don't remember breakfast, got dressed, smelled nice, went to class, fell asleep in class, went to the computer lab, got in the car and called home to tell mom I was coming home, and got yelled at. I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE I TOLD YOU I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE YOU ARE TAKING ME TO THE STORE BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK GET HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once I recovered from the onslaught, I attempted to drive 50 but everyone was in my way so i zigged and zagged right past a cop :) he didn't care. go gary police. i finally get home panicing and starving, don't remember much, grabbed mom, back in the car, go to munster jewel, mom being a pain in the ass and fighting with the deli ppl, there were no wheatables, mom didnt like the cat treats i grabbed, found the wheatables, mom found something else instead, go put the wheatables back properly (learned my lesson on facing), can't find mom, ten thousand other things go wrong, panicing cuz i have to get home to eat and change and get gas in the car. *deep breath* finally get home, scarf down a hot dog lunchable, drink tonz of cola, get upset tummy which lands me in the potty for a while, hurry and get dressed, get in the car, go gas station, pump gas, pay for gas, drive to work, get there with 2 minutes to spare, go potty again, feel better now, get on the floor and work self checkout. I actually worked my ass off and i did it well in front of my boss and didn't get yelled at for once. something rather interesting did happen though. i helped a lady at the self checkout and she thanked me and pulled me aside and handed me $40. I started to go nutz cuz I can't take that from her, but she was like 'there is a guy over there with 3 girls, i want to pay for his groceries.' uummm okay...i walk over to register 4 which was going to get me in trouble for being away from my post, but what the hell, shirley hasn't yelled at me yet, lets give her a cause ;) i walk over to my friend margie who is finishing the man's order and she announces it's $38 so i tap her on the shoulder and let her know about the money and give it to her. she freaks and won't take it and makes me go over to shirley to explain the situation. i tell shirley what happens and ug! she talks to the guy and i don't know what happenned in the end, but the guy knew about the woman and ug. i went back to self checkout and life was decent :) i got my break on time but in all my panicing before, i forgot to take my lunch. i had .80 cents in my pocket so i got candy lol. the rest of the night i was on a register and dawn and jp were there so life was good except for the usual, not enough baggers or cashiers and way too many people wanting to checkout all at once.

by the end of the night i was so exhausted i wanted to fall over and go home. at 8:30 i had to do some shopping for mom still even after all we went through, grrr. came home, dude was like 'what do you want to eat?' i was just so tired i wasn't even hungry so i almost didn't eat. i ended up with a cheesburger from schwanns or whatever. watched csi miami with dude which partly inpired the dream i had which i'll explain in a min. i was supposed to shwer and go to sleep but i was too beat to shower even though i was gross and stinky. i was in bed by 11 and i should have just gone at 10 when i was half unconscious anyway.
i dreampt that i was driving down 45th avenue in the dark to get to wherever my friend megan www.xanga.com/shaniafanatic was. it was pitch black dark and there was no power so you couldn't see your hand in front of your face. that part came from csi :) well i was attempting to do 50 as usual but this time i passed, not a gary cop, but a munster police hummer! a hummer? when did munster get that rich lol. thank god this is a dream. in my attempt to speed i realized what was next to me and the fact that i couldn't see jack shit, so i slowed down. then my cellphone rang but instead of it's little tune, it rang to the munster high school fight song lol. it was megan. she was like, 'man i haven't even been here 24 hours and i got arrested, bla bla blah AND THEN I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN!!!!" then i woke up :)

have a good day people!

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Strange shit!

so last night i worked at jewel til midnight. i did everything-overstock, facing,cashier,bagger, carts,etc. things went well but i never thought they would. close to midnight i was attempting to put some spices away, but i never found where they go, so i just dumped thim in the bread isle. i got back to work at 8:30 this morning, and the store manager wants me to face the spices with her! how's that for irony...or revenge...or security cameras...
yeah so after i got spicy with veronica, i went back to my register at about 10:30am and worked for a while. out of the corner of my eye i see tony staring at me. he's in the end of an isle close to me just looking at me. i wave and he nods, then gets on his cellphone. he stares at me the whole time he's on his phone. kinda freaky. he never came in my line, bought anything, or said any reason for having just driven a hour and a half to come see me.
I came home from work and attempted to talk to my buddy tom about all this, but he's got a new girlfriend...melissa is jealous :( my best friend bff is too busy for me at the present time so melissa is alone in a lonly world where people stalk her and stare at her for no reason.
Melissa

Saturday, November 20, 2004

I LOVE JEWEL :)

I GOT A RAISE AT JEWEL!!! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO QUIT!!!
Isn't it exciting??? I now make 8.25 an hour! Maybe I'll stick with it after all! I also see that I have 16 hours of vacation time...I'll have to look into that. I work 6-midnight baggin and then 8:30-3 Sun and Mon 3-8:30!
Yay. Happy Melissa!

Friday, November 19, 2004

Ah, the power of Dew :)

Mt. Dew, Mt. Dew
How I love you, How I love you,
You make me feel good when I am blue
Mt. Dew, I love you :)

It's beena boring stupid day and now I am drinking dew and life rocks. Dinner is to die for! Its on the table in 2 mins. Pasta with veggies and parmasion (sp?) shrimp! YUMMY!

So lindsay lohan wants people to respect her privacy in her song Rumors. I love lindsay and the song but here's a brilliant idea, if the cameras are in ur face all the time and you want them to chill WHY NOT VENTURE FURTHER INTO THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AND BECOME A SINGER??? Genius :) I'm sure it's not her fault, but it's a major duh in my opinion.
Britney's cd is a little better now that i have heard it a few times.
Melissa

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Grr

Grrr. Life sucks. Job interview was a waste of time. It was for a position cleaning rooms for $6 an hour. I feel bad that I did'nt ask about advancement, but dammit, I don't clean my own room and I already make 7.85 at a job i'm pissed about. I'm extra grrrred cuz I looked really awesome yesterday and it was just for that joke. I have been wearing lazy comfy clothes for the 4 days previous and then back to it today. I've started doing laundry again though, so things may be looking up ;)
Weather has been beautiful the past 2 days. 60s! So happy! 60s again today! I'm just sick of all this gloom and rain and darkness. I'm also getting completely overwhelmed with schoolwork and family and crap. Speaking of familly tomorrow I have to go the hospital for uncle's test thing. life blows.
once again i find my self pissed about this guy i've been writing about in the "new relationship..." articles. *sharpens dagger* I'm gonna kill him. He's gonna get mad at me one day but oh well. I'm hungry. i'm getting sick. i should go to the doctor. grr.
melissa
ps i'm almost done with 3rd part of poem i swear. i just refuse to work on it lol

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Oh no!

I forgot what I was going to say for my job interview. When they ask me about myself I was gonna tell them I'm positive...something...and something else. happy? friendly? adorable? nonononononono. helpful? ha! i'm gonna blow on this interview.

POSITIVE!!!
LOYAL!!!
PATIENT!!!

Worked with public for the past 5 years on and off. Worked babysitting children as well! happy melissa :)

Monday, November 15, 2004

WHAT TO WEAR, WHAT TO WEAR????

Holy shit! I'm so stressed out! I don't know what to wear to the job interview with the Hampton Inn on Wed. Could I do khakis? I don't have a suit! I was going to wear a green shirt with white color and cuffs with a green corduoy skirt that comes to near my ankles. I'm concerned with that because it has a slit in front that comes to about the knee so that might be bad, but if I cross my legs at the ankle like women are supposed to do at interviews I should be ok, yes? HELP ME PPL! If I pick the khakis then I would wear a nice top with it. I also have a really nice sweater I could wear...sugguestions anyone?
A frazzled Melissa

Nauseous & Excited


That's my current feeling. I got an imood account. You can check me out at imood.com by looking under mfalgier. At any rate, I have had an unsettled tummy all day long. Woofing McDonald's down didn't help AND THE MONOPOLY GAME ISN'T BEING PLAYED THERE! WTF!

Went to school. Good class, but I didnt' do as hot on the test as I thought. Came home, went to store with mom, went well. We came home, Nana tells me a man called from Hampton lol. I'M HAVING A JOB INTERVIEW WED AT 3:30! VERY HAPPY,but being happy makes my tummy more unsettled. Bleh!
Ok now to write my theater review...bleh bleh bleh.
Melissa


Sunday, November 14, 2004

Sunday Morning

Today was basically a great day, but yesterday was so much better. I don't remember if I posted or what lol but I definately did nothing. I barely made it out of pjs lol and just lounged about the house all day getting into trouble :) It's good to be a Melissa. HOWEVER around 10:30pm I discovered what a bad thing I did by being lazy all day. I FORGOT TO GO TO THE PLAY AT IUN THAT I NEEDED TO WRITE THE PAPER FOR TO TURN IN TO MY THEATER THEACHER ON TUESDAY!!! I knew that would happen to cuz I had origionally forgotten to buy the stupid ticket. I guess this play has just not been on my radar.

So this morning I worked my usual 7a-1p shift and it was marvelous! Kenna opened instead of Chris so I knew I could relax. No store manager, well not till later and for that matter I didn't care lol. Things went really well cuz for some reason they just did and I'm not gonna give anyone credit for anything! Carol did actually work today though. So yeah, I was happy and nobody bothred me and I didn't do anything stupid, and I didn't get yelled at and for the most part everyone worked their asses off :) GO JEWEL :)
Then after work I bought a Dew and went to IUN to go beg for a new play ticket. I got one for the 2:30 play, but I had to repay for my ticket, stupid. The play was Crimes of the Heart. I hear there was a movie made of this and I'm posative it has to be better than the play today. I could make sock puppets more entertaining. It needed more action rather than sheer drama and having to actually listen to dialogue lol. It's stupid cuz I don't have to write my paper on the plot at all! As a matter of fact, if I do, it doesn't count. So grrrrrr.
After crimes of the fart, I went home and we all ate dinner, don't remember what. I did dishes and extreme makeover home edition was a rerun, but a good one. THEN AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS! Lotz of interesting stuff. I taped it more than watched it. Saw some kewl stuff like Josh Groban being perfectly in tune and caring about his performance and Maroon 5 doing Sunday Morning which is apparently their new single WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Also saw some desturbing shit like WHAT THE HELL WAS MY CLAY BABY WEARING!!!! HOW MANY BROWNIES DID HE EAT BEFORE GOING TO WARDROBE! Loser :) He didn't even try. On the note of bad idols, yeah yeah yeah yeah Fantasia sucks yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yea ;)
I'm gonna listen to Maroon 5 now.
My ear squeaks when I hiccup...is this bad?
Anonymous - tell me more about yourself...what state do you live in?
Melissa

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Things I would like to do to Britney Spears...

I have been told that I have bisexual tendencies...here is what I would do to Britney Spears if I could....

WRAP MY HANDS AROUND HER THROAT AND CHOKE HER TO DEATH!!!!

See, I belong to BMG music service and In The Zone was my featured selection and I forgot to decline. Well I knew I would hate this cd and had no intention of listening, but just to make sure I listened. God, please kill her. She should just make a 30 minute disk of her having sex and an orgasm and be done with it. She doesn't sing well at all. Anyone can sing like a nasal 3 year old!

CD Review
1 - Me against the music - whatever, don't care
2 - Boom Boom - ew i hate little jon, this is just stupid
3 - Showdown - not bad, not great, and that stupid 'whhaaa' sound is horrendous!
4 - Breathe on me - just have sex and be done with it dammit! bleh *hurls* I can watch better porn rather than listening to this.
5 - Early Morning - she's promoting a terrible lifestyle and i'm so sick of it. why does she bother
6 - Toxic - hurts my hears, sounds like psycho
7 - Outrageous - not bad, like the asian sound, actually wouldn't mind seeing her dance to this. I think i have heard this song before. not bad, not outstanding
8 - Touch of my hand - pretty intro, not bad, erotic-ish. wow, at the end she actually does some kewl vocal things high up.
9 - The Hooke up - regge kewl, i could dance to this if i were alone in a dark room, she still sounds like a nasal 3 year old though
10 - Shadow - she almost sings here, kinda nice, she should try harder
11 - Brave New Girl - hmm kewl, nice sound, is brit singin bout herself? kinda good message
12 - Everytime - music box effect is kewl, decent song, still not singing well.
13 - Me agains the music remix - i like this better than track 1

ok well i'm gonna go throw up and kill britney now.
melissa

Friday, November 12, 2004

THANKS!!!!

Since we are rapidly approaching Thanksgiving let's talk about THANKS. My mother randomly springs it on me that I need to be off work this Friday to go with her to the hospital to take my uncle for a test. I think this sucks in general, but it is even worse because if she had told me 2 damn weeks ago (when she learned about it) then I could have made a request off. BUT NO! Luckily for her, people at work like me. Maybe I should think of it like this: something terrible is going to happen to uncle bob because it was by chance that I happenned to hear a coworker saying she needed saturday off and got scheduled, so i offered to switch with her. That was too easy, what do the fates have to say about that!?!?!?
I mention THANKS because when I got home and told my mother and father that I would now have friday free, work sat 6-midnight for cori, and then be at work 8:30a on Sun, they practically bitched me out on what a bad trade that was!!! WHAT ABOUT THANK YOU???? Assholes!!!
At least work went very smoothly today. It was almost wierd as a matter of fact. Shirley (evil front end manager) was on vacation, Judy (2nd in line) wasn't there, we were borrowing an assistant manager from Dyer I'm assuming, Veronica (evil store manager) was doing the scheduling for the front end, and the whole freakin store was just in chaos! As time went on things calmed down and I was happy, but it got lonely at the self checkout. I worked with Carol and therefore, nothing got done! :( Dawn came in late and that was exciting cuz once the people stopped coming in we were all just hanging out and chatting and I was kinda part of the group. It was a nice feeling. But then Dawn actually worked and it got lonely again, but it was still kinda kewl but boring, ugga. the whole front end is ready to quit and currently looking for other jobs. Maybe we should all go to Meijer lol.

So the moral of the story is THANK MELISSA'S FOR DOING NICE THINGS FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH THEY WOULD RATHER SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD :) Have a good day ;)
Melissa

blah blah blah

hi
so yesterday when i was complaining of having no money you all let me go to the bank knowing perfectly well that it wasn't open. what is wrong with you ppl??? oh well i will take care of things today before work. i work 4-10 and i'm on the stupid self check out. i don't think it will go too badly. At least, I'm hoping not. even if my boss is there i should hardly have to deal with her. maybe JP and dawn or jp and jamie or just any one of those 3 would be a good deal. even justin but he probably thinks i'm a damn fool.
i don't know why i'm blogging, i have nothing to say. i woke up to dude hitting me with a dirty sock because i slept in late. loon. i'm pretty happy today. i need to shower though, i'm gross. when i get out i will smell like pearberry and THIS TIME NO SPIDERS BETTER ATTACK! *shudder* I'm currently listening to a song from the George of the Jungle soundtrack called Dela (I think i know why the dog howls at the moon). Dude has been messing with our antenna on the roof to get better picture on the tv. he does this from time to time and he should learn that it will do him no damn good, but whatever. he likes to keep busy, i prefer to be lazy.
chapter 3 of the poem is going better. i'm finally able to rhyme again. i need a rhyming dictionary. just a few more lines and then editing cuz its a big chapter lol. i've decided it will be 30 chapters or less lol. wish me luck everyone.
melissa

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Things to complain about!!!

My grandmother just ate one of my awesome blueberry and creme suckers!!! Who the hell does she think she is? She eats like 5 meals a day and 4 snacks. We're gonna kill her. The funny thing is that her ankles are fatter than her whole body. The bad thing is she smells so bad its disgusting.

The one radio station that is actually playing that Survivor song I like has changed its format. It is now Love FM. Now I have recently been looking for more calm music to be on the radio, but this is just a terrible time. It doesn't even play that great of music.

While I was just typing, I got disconnected from the internet so I don't know if this post will work properly. Plus I hate this color. I wanted hot pink! Grrrr. If only I knew HTML.

The road construction is finally getting to me. I was driving home from school early today cuz I don't have my evening class when suddenly, I remembered I had to buy my play ticket. Drive back to school, get the ticket, attempt to drive home...road construction...traffic....moving.........EXTRA.................ssslllooowww
Turns out there was an accident...damn old people.

I need more $$$.

I hate my family. They are so annoying downstairs.

I'm stuck on my Van Helsing poem. I can't write or rhyme!

I'm getting harrassed so I will quit now and put my awesome cucumber melone hand sanitizer on. Ahhhh :) Happy clappy!
Melissa

PS ~ It's all killling me ... slowly ...

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

'tis the season

...to be sneezin' fa la la la la, la la la LA!

I think everyone is getting sick. Lotz of bronchitis going around. You ppl keep away from me! I had brochitis my whole freakin childhood in the wintertime. I'm probably immune to it, but stay away none the less.

today the sky is blue and it's freezing! only in the 50s! what's a melissa to do? i dont' think my mother saw the weather cuz she told me to put on a light jacket and i listened to her. BBBUUUURRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Man, this week is nutzso. Yesterday I didn't have class, which I knew ahead of time and wed. we have a test in it! Today I wake up all hyper and get ready and leave for school and get there and class is cancelled. What the ... grrr. So I wait til 11:30 for my next class which most likely won't be cancelled since we have a test on Thurs. After that I wait 4 hours for last class which won't be cancelled, but will be on Thursday. Nutzo!

I'm very itchy. I have a cute black pinstripe top on and it's itchy. It's very tricky to be itchy, cold, and hungry, all the while wanting Mt. Dew but being in the computer lab and not being able to drink it. I'm gettin stared at now cuz this chick is evil. Bye
Melissa

Monday, November 08, 2004

SPIDERS!!!!!

I swear, the genius that made cucumber melon should be made a saint. I am so calm and happy, despite the fact that my mother deserves to be shot to death. No, she needs to have her head cut off, split her vocal chords so she won't bother me with her voice. I will kill her one day....

Dude is on vacation this week. He gave up his x-mas vacation to be home with mom this week taking care of Nana. Dude rocks. He should leave this family and take me with him cuz mom doesn't deserve him. I wonder if this means I won't be opening up presents in front of the camera this year. Oh well this tradition needs to stop, it's getting dumb anyway. So dude woke up this morning and woke me up at 9am on a day where I don't have to wake up. Then the whole world went nutz. I attempted to eat and then go shower. Well the shower came after playing neopets, but still...finally I took the shower. However I do't think i got clean cuz there was a SPIDER THAT KEPT COMING DOWN FROM THE CELING AND TERRORIZING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like Sheilab in LOTR!!! (no, not really, but you are talking to melissa here! well you aren't really talking, i'm diong the talking but...)so my shower was only 30 minutes, or less. If I get out of the shower in 30 minute or less,do you get a free pizza? Is anyone still reading this...HELLO ELLO LLO LO lo o o o.....

Around 1p I went out for a few hours to fill out job aps. I went to 3 places. Munster is opening a new Gus Bock Ace hardware and I filled out an ap in Lansing. I also went to the Hampton Inn in Munster. I forgot to mention on the ap that I had computer skills. Ah well. I got a call from mom asking me to get her Tonic water so I went to Cheers to fill out an ap as well. Before long I came home and fought with MSN to get online and stay online. That didn't go well so I made a phonecall to tech support...didn't go well either. We're gonna switch to NetZero soon. Ok well I'll leave you on these thoughts to go work on the VH Poem ch 3 :)
Melissa

Sunday, November 07, 2004

I am, of course, none other than blank verse.
I don't know where I'm going, yes, quite right;
And when I get there (if I ever do)
I might not recognise it. So? Your point?
Why should I have a destination set?
I'm relatively happy as I am,
And wouldn't want to be forever aimed
Towards some future path or special goal.
It's not to do with laziness, as such.
It's just that one the whole I'd rather not
Be bothered - so I drift contentedly;
An underrated way of life, I find.
What Poetry Form Are You?

part 2

yupyup my hands still smell awesome. so i get past the first hour and life is good, people show up on time, but the front end manager Shirley is there. grrrr. previous posts will tell u i don't like this chick too much. anway i get my break and all and she sends me to self check out. i have decided she did this just to have someone to humiliate. it's like a damn punishment for me. and i had a lot of disasters happen. i really want to cry. does anyone know of someone in NW Indiana hiring for about $8 an hour that needs someone adorable to work for them? so major disasters strike, i won't bother with the detail cuz i'm happy now.

Aunt Patty is in town from AZ and I got to see her. She's a blonde now! I have always remembered her having black hair. oh well she looks better like this. of course i never have a damn camera when i need it. oh well . it dinnertime and melissa is starving.
melissa
ps me with out making stop tom!!!

Aroma Therapy

I smell like cucumber melon :) That's cuz I just put it on my hands. I am very happy now unlike when I got home from work today. I really need to look into getting a new job. That may be my goal for tomorrow since I don't have class.
So yeah, get to work at 7am and i"m late. when did this happen i wonder? i was on time when i left. probably because i couldn't see and hand to drive slowly with one hand in the air blocking my actual line of vision so the stupid sun wouldn't cause me to drive into oncoming traffic. clock in at 7:03! whoops! well the first hour goes well except for the one guy that always come in the first hour. he buys lots of green and red leaf lettuce. dunno why. is there something he wants to tel me cuz apparantly he likes to eat salad????? he's basically come out and said that if he were younger and better looking he would have "made a pass" at me a long time ago. eeeeekkkkkk. : Well today he comes in my line and instead of greeting me with Hello, he says "in case you ever need to know, my name is Harry." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Why would I be needing to know this? How about cuz when I have to give the cops a description of you, I'll at least know your name is Harry...

I'll post more later, I'm being interrupted

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Luck

hello
yesterday i worked 12-5 at jewel at the self check out. i was all happy and excited for once cuz #1 my managers were all sick and couldn't yell at me ;) and #2 they were playing some awesome music! i was so happy. eventually i got bored and hungry so i took my break. the last hour and a half went slow. after work my best friend and i went to dinner and to see 2 movies. first we saw Alfie. I loved it. Jude Law is hot, and usually I'm not a big fan of his but this was just great. I think i'm just hormonal cuz everytime i saw a guy i was just attackingbff going 'hot guy, hot guy, oh look , hot guy!' and she yelled at me. she said if i saw a tripod i would get all hot and bothered (its an austin powers thing i guess).
so after that we saw the incredibles. i didn't really care for it. the plot took too long to move. i sat there for an hour and 45 mins and went "are we halfway over yet?" i think i was just tired. after all that bff took me home. i should have had her stop at jewel in munster cuz i wanted a dew.
BB CAME HOME THIS MORNING :) Dude (dad) and I went to go get pick him/her/it up. BB is the name for the trailblazer. It stands for Big Blazer. Dude calls it Rhett cuz its a deep red. i got to drive it home but i was sure something bad was gonna happen so i was just like Dude you drive it. he got all mad and i ended up diving. well i nearly killed a bicyclist and basically ran a white car off the road, but finally made it home in one piece. now i'm gonna finish the dishes and do the litterboxes and see what else i can do. ha!
melissa

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Van Helsing Poem Parts 1 & 2

Hey I'm gonna repost part one again with the new part 2. That way, if you are looking at this for the first time you see all of it and once I get to part 150 you can look all the way back here and see where part one was. I had origionally posted it under the entry of Time but that might be confusing later so here ya go.

A monster is created
On a dark, stormy night
Count Dracula is elated
It starts in black and white
The purpose of the creature
Was to be reliant
Dracula's decisions
Led him to be defiant
The monster and his master
Head over to the windmill
The angry mob disaster
Follows them with plans to kill
Dracula's brides begin to wail
And he himself is pissed
The peasant crowd begins to bail
The key to life is missed

At the church of Notre Dame
We look ahead one year
Trouble called, Van Helsing came
Without a single fear
There's color in the story
When Van Helsing talks to Hyde
It gets a little gory
Cuz many folks have died
Van Helsing says its Hyde's decision
If he lives or dies
The two of them have a collision
Through the rose window Hyde flies

Family Drama

I'm in a green mood today. I was gonna wear green but didn't. I've decided to overcompensate for that and make everything that I can green. ****GREEN****

Yeah so yesterday was a complete disaster. Well it was a well hidden disaster but once the facts came out, all disaster. First off, stupid President gets to stay in power. I saw a cute shirt today that said FUCK BUSH. I think that get's pretty much to the point :) Back to yesterday. I went to school, came home all excited cuz I got to drive the rental car while BB get's an exteme makeover : trailblazer edition hehehe. We have a cute little '05 Dodge Neon. I said 'hi' to it and got in. I HATE THAT CAR. Well for $33/day it has no power windows or seats and *shudders* you have to actually put the key in the lock to open the doors and trunk, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also yesterday mom's friend from AZ called and said she was in town. She wants to get together on Friday-ish. This is all crazy cuz of the biggest disaster of yesterday.....NANA IS COMING HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL AND STAYING WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!! Major disaster. Mom spent the whole day drinking and only ate 2 bites of taco for dinner. Dad was maddddddd.
Guhduhbuhduhduh.

Right now I need to be doing a midterm. I will be lucky to complete half. Better than nothing. We'll see, maybe I'll not do it at all. Dammit! Why do the noisy ppl have to sit by me. SSSHHHHH. Grrrr. I'll post more poem now.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

lazy

lazy lazy lazy i'm a lazy little fuzzball. homework, who needs it. just ppl that want to further educate themselves. i refuse. i've had too much baja blast mt dew from taco bell. i'm listening to world idol music and thinking of organizing my nailpolish. at 9 is wife swap. its all about exercise. I'M BOUNCIN OFF THE WALLS AGAIN.... Mr Bojangles.
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye.

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Hola!

Hello hot guy sitting across from me in the computer lab. You are muy guapo ;) I wish I could flirt with you but I'm too shy. We keep making eye contact. Maybe I know you? I hope I see you again when I look cuter so I can strike up a conversation. I'd better brush up on my spanish ;)

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Bin Ladin

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/79C6AF22-98FB-4A1C-B21F-2BC36E87F61F.htm

so this is what the dude said. ya know if he would just learn english that would probably make more ppl listen to him. then again, news agencies really haven't bothered to post this so here ya go!

Happy Voting Day!!!

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Happy Voting Day Everybody!!!!!
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I didn't have my morning class today cuz she let us have a library day or go vote. That was nice. Very confusing though. It was kewl getting 2 extra hours of sleep. I had no problem getting in and out, just finding parking was my only battle. I parked next door the polling place, which you weren't supposed to do, but I don't care. I'll vote, but I won't do it by the rules ;) I look really cute today. My hair is a disaster but I decided not to bother doing it cuz it's massively crappy outside and my hair will get ruined anyway. My outfit is very patriotic. I have a nifty top on that is long sleeved tye dye like the american flag. The shirt is mostly red and white striped with some blue and white in the upper right (if you were to look at it on me it looks like a flag so i'm not crazy). I should be in class right now but I"m not interested in discussing politics. I hate last week and this week school is all about politics. I voted, I'm happy, I don't care, leave me alone.

Nothing much to say today. It's gloomy and I just chugged a liter of Watermelon flavored kewlaid that I had mom make. Yes i make my mother do things for me. it was in return for doing shit for her. Ruben Studdard was on Regis and Kelly this mornig. He was promoting his new x-mas album. I have never really been a fan of his but he did really awesome this morning. i think he's finally loosing weight and it's strengthening his vocal chords. i won't be getting his album and for that matter i may not get clays x-mas cd cuz i'm mad that he's doing one. i'm a big claymate so god only knows what i will do lol. alright ppl, i'll leave u alone for now.

MELISSA

Monday, November 01, 2004

Driving!!!

People, just because it is gloomy and raining outside doesn't mean you can't drive 50 mph!!! I can do it! Get out of my way if you can't! And to the looser driving down the dotted line...PICK ONE! I can't believe I had to pass you in the turning lane!

I had a great dream last night. I can't share it though ;) I did have a sharable dream the other night though. I forgot to tell Megan about this. I drempt that I saw Ralph! Ralph is a bagger from the Munster Jewel. He ended up getting to work at Dyer and then he quit and got married and stuff and I"m sure I'll never hear from him again. Anyway I think in the dream I saw him at Stracks cuz that's what it looked like in there. He looked different. Someone had to point him out to me. He was dressed in a suit that was brown with a pink shirt underneath. His hair was about to his shoulders and his mustache looked like my dad's. It was so nice to see him :)

EVERYONE VOTE TOMORROW!!!!!