driving adventures with melissa

Dude better recover quickly and mom better fuck off cuz I'm pissed. Today I had to do everything! Go here, buy this, drop this off here, then go there, write a check for $50 over, pick this up, PAY YOUR FATHER'S SEATBELT TICKET AT THE HAMMOND COURTHOUSE! That was a complete disaster. Now I realize that court houses have to have security, and I know security is tight nowadays, but holy motherfuking shit! First off, there are 2 courts there. The huge one is federal court, and they don't let you in the building lol. "You're in the wrong building, baby girl. You don't want to be here." go here, turn, go here, turn, go here, parking lot lmnop. I go into the second building and some hot dude is like 'how you doin.' Suddenly, the security guard comes at me like I'm holding a bomb, and says 'MAM COME OVER THIS WAY PLEASE.' damn! I get my purse checked out, which was hysterical I bet considering that my purse is about as easy to maneuver around in as my bedroom, complete trashed! He takes me downstairs and seats me on a bench in the hall. That was the best part, he got nice and was like "one moment, i'll see if they pulled it so you don't have to go to court." yay. I sit on the bench quietly and 10 seconds goes by and some asshole jackass stupid ass ass ass ass lawyer dude ass comes by. He's like 100 times the size of me. His head was huge and pale and his eyes were huge and he bent down to look at me with his huge eyes like i was a fucking alien from another planet. Heck, I think Hammond itself is a whole other planet the way everyone acted. Anyway he looked at me with his huge ass eyes and said 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? " real loud like that. "I'm waiting for him for a traffic ticket." I felt like adding a few extra words to that thought, but held my tongue. I wasn't hurting anyone. Why the fuck are you bothering me? Pick on someone your own size! Asshole! At any rate, I did what I had to do and got out of there. Jesus! I was totally rattled cuz before I even dealt with this crap mom made me go to walgreens and jewel, and I locked my freakin keys in the car and had all the cellphones dead and i hate life!