Yesterday's post

Sorry yesterday was so crazy. I'm very pink today, hard to read I know. I will now tell you what I meant about all that stuff I wrote last time.

Friday bff and I went up to Chicago. First we went to the museum of Science and Industry. I haven't been there since I was in elementary school, so I was totally excited and thrilled. I have no clue why, because it now sucks. It's a big building, but there is hardly anything in it. One thing bff and I looked at was the exhibit on the brain. There was a section that talked about learning disorders and one guy was saying how he has a deficit attention disorder. I really couldn't tell ya what he said cuz I was half listening and half more interested in playing with the strings that were keeping him in place, lmao. I guess I have an attention disorder :) I bet a lot of you could figure that out on your own just by reading my blog once in a while.

After a few boring hours at the museum, we headed off to dinner at the Cheesecake Factory!!!! bff had been dying for sweets and suggested that we don't eat much all day and then just eat crap for dinner. She just wanted cheesecake! Goofball :) I was being rational and made us eat food lol. Nutzness!!! We went slightly overboard I would say, seeeee I'm an idiot. While driving to dinner I got hungry and ate cheese and crackers that I kept in the car. When we ordered appetizers, we ordered the macaroni and cheese baked balls...wait that didn't sound so good, the baked macaroni and cheese balls, there that's better. ..not really :) AT ANY RATE, the food I ordered was 4 cheese angel hair pasta. I was sooooo full of cheese and stuff by the time I got my food, I ate 4 bites and I was done. It was delicious, but I'm a moron. Ok so I told bff to get me a box if the waitress came back , and she did. I went to go make room for desert. I have to say I was most impressed with the bathrooms!!! *note* I do not have an eating disorder. *end note* OK, the bathrooms were awesome. Dark, like the rest of the place, but you walk in and you see a bench and 3 doors. You go into a door and you have your own private bathroom suite lol. A toliet, a fancy sink, there is a mosiac on the walls...its groovy!!! There was good music playing as well. I wanna sign up for a job being a towel girl there or something lol.

Upon leaving full of an insane amount of cheese, pasta, and peanut butter with fudge cheesecake, and a box for all the food I wasted, we went to the disney store. No major purchases, bff got a stitch, a cute fluffy one, but I was mean and didn't get one, so she had to pay more ha ha ha ha :) I wanted to buy a winter stitch but he looked a pissed off bunny lol.
After the Disney store, we walked around town cuz the weather was freakin gorgeous! The air smelled like horse poop though.

Went home, played mario baseball, blah blah blah lol. Saturday evening we went to see Corpse Bride....eh....ok, not my fave, not my least fave...eh...
Sunday I didnt' do anything but work.
YESTERDAY I WENT TO WORK AND THEN WHEN I GOT HOME I LOOKED UP INFORMATION ON HOW TO BUILD A STITCH BOMB AND BLOW UP JEWEL. Shit, I hope no cops read my blog :D Generally work went well, then Shirley showed up. Even at that she was in a good mood. I fixed that real quick. I didn't offer someone the fucking extreme value buy. I mean, who really gives a rats ass about power bars? I must admit 79 cents is a very extreme value, but bite me. Shirley bitched at me, but I was totally hyper and didn't care. I stayed out of her way. On my way out the door she reminded me to look upstairs at some important postings about the new things Secret Shoppers look out for.
"...blah blah blah....say hi, do you have your jewel card, have you seen the extreme value buy, how's the weather, thank you for shopping jewel...blah blah blha" HOW'S THE WEATHER???? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???? I went upstairs to get my jacket, and I could overhear Nancy and Veronica talking. "hey, at the next meeting, can you get some sort of clairification on what exactly we lost 2 pts for regarding this 'non business conversation' thing?" "sorry, that's a closed door subject" *melissa stares blankly at them, then reads the posting* Yes apparently when secret shoppers come in now, they are expecting us to be friendly and talk to them about random things...like asking how the weather is....WHYTHEFUCKSHOULDIHAVETOTALKTOYOUIT'SBADENOUGHIDON'T
LIKEDOINGTHEEXTREMEVALUEBUYANDNOWYOUAREGOINGTOPUNISH
MEFORNOTTALKINGTOYOUWHATTHEFUCKINGHELLAREUON??????
Excuse me :) I mean can't we all just get along? Don't you just want to go to the store and do what you gotta and get out of there???? I hope Wal Mart buys Jewel.

In less annoying news:
LESS THAN 3 MONTHS TILL XMAS!!!
MY BDAY IS OCT 1ST AND I'M GOING TO KY!!!
I dreampt 2 dreams the other night

~ I went to jail
~I was in a hurricane :)

Melissa

PS - How's the weather? >=o(