Dentist!

So I went to the dentist today, well "yesterday". I had a cavity. I am a weakling and ask for the happy nose / laughing gas. That gets me high for the shot of novicane, and I never really noticed that it is liquid that is in that thing lol. I thought somehow he put some hook in my gums or something lol. AT ANY RATE, I get the shot on my upper left side. Then a few minutes later the assistant or whatever comes over and asks how I"m doing, am I numb yet, whatever. "I'm getting there." Ok. In the meantime someone in the next chair is screaming in pain, this is like an adult too, and I think poor dr tyree got a little freaked out. There was nutzness going on and one of the hygenists was also yelling at him about what to do and everyone was just nutz. Now, my nose is a little stuffed cuz I"m getting sick so it's hard to breathe through the happy nose and I have my mouth open a little. Minutes later, new assistant girl comes over and says "open wide" and goes to put the raincoat on me. SHE PUT THE DAMN THING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY MOUTH!!! So I have this massive freakout mentally where I'm going 'holy hell, what is going on? what happenned? who screwed up what?' Plus the fact that now, not only am I having a complicated time breathin out my nose, but there is a sheet of rubber covering my mouth! I'm completely doomed, and I catch the girl's eye. "what's wrong?" I almost grabbed her and smacked her in the face. I said, after ripping the rubber off my mouth " I got the shot on THIS side *pointing left*. "oh" * she looks at my chart* "oh sorry sweetie, i would have cuaght that eventually."
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!