holy crap my house is giong to blow up. mom is all offended that i said something nasty to her and blamed her for something. i'm blaming her because dude didn't have his eggs today. now this seems minor but u must understand...my father didn't have his eggs!!!! he always shoves eggs down my throat. it wasn't like he took eggs out and put them on the counter and changed his mind. no, its not that easy. mom must have had him all riled up and he had the butter melting in the pan, the oven on, the eggs ready to crack, and the bacon in the microwave lol. all of a sudden i hear, WHACK, SLAM, BOOM, CRASH and "melissa, i'm not cooking, get something you want to eat". poor dude lol.
i think my tongue is growing and taking over my mouth and will choke me to death.
me
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