Twenty-first century Idol

I'm watching and blogging Idol tonight, mainly b/c I don't have time for a recap, and I'm so fucking bored with it tonight.
1 - Lisa - Kelly Clarkson - Because of You
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? HORRIBLE!!!
2 - Kellie - Sara Evans - Suds in the Bucket
She looked really cute, boring song though.
3 - Ace - Train - Drops of Jupiter
I've finally figured out why I hate ace. I feel the same way about him that I do about Britney Spears. Alright to look at, but nasal, and not all that talented. Horrible shirt, horrible vocal, he needed a different key for that song, horrible.
4 - Taylor - Ray ? - Trouble
I was so excited when I saw his new haircut and nice jacket. He looks up to date again lol. Once again, the performance of the week is given by RYAN SEACREST for his comments to Simon 'If this is Clay Aiken, that is very Kelly Clarkson'. Just because Taylor's hair looks like he's 65, doesn't mean he has to dress like it. Boring song though, nice high notes I guess.
5 - Mandisa - Mary Mary - Wanna Praise You
Were I in church, that might have been nice, but this is American Idol, c'mon ppl. Who cares. I walked out of the room and did litterboxes during her song.
6 - Chris - Creed - What If
I didn't recognise the song till the end, which I actually thought was flat rather than Randy who said sharp. I'll only vote for him tonight I bet.
7 - Katherine - Christina Aguilera - The Voice Within
She looked pretty, but didn't sing all that well. Falsetto was a bad idea.
8 - Bucky - Tim McGraw - Real Good Man
I think I'm developing a little crush on Bucky lol. I was still bored with him though.
9 - Paris - Beyonce - Work It Out
Yeah, that was a bad move, she was styled very contemporary like Christina Milian or something and she didn't sing it very well, I preferred the Aloha M. version from 2 seasons ago or something and nobody really remembers that one either.
10 - Elliot - Gavin DeGraw - I Don't Wanna Be
Oh Elliot, you dork. I loved you, but now you look like Dustin Diamond with that goatee, shave it. Plus I think you messed up, and I know you didn't sing all the notes that make the refrain so important. I figured you would do it better than Bo, but I'm not sure, at least you dressed better than him, or did you?

My bottom 3
ALL OF THEM SHOULD BE FIRED
Melissa