Things I would like to do to Britney Spears...

I have been told that I have bisexual tendencies...here is what I would do to Britney Spears if I could....

WRAP MY HANDS AROUND HER THROAT AND CHOKE HER TO DEATH!!!!

See, I belong to BMG music service and In The Zone was my featured selection and I forgot to decline. Well I knew I would hate this cd and had no intention of listening, but just to make sure I listened. God, please kill her. She should just make a 30 minute disk of her having sex and an orgasm and be done with it. She doesn't sing well at all. Anyone can sing like a nasal 3 year old!

CD Review
1 - Me against the music - whatever, don't care
2 - Boom Boom - ew i hate little jon, this is just stupid
3 - Showdown - not bad, not great, and that stupid 'whhaaa' sound is horrendous!
4 - Breathe on me - just have sex and be done with it dammit! bleh *hurls* I can watch better porn rather than listening to this.
5 - Early Morning - she's promoting a terrible lifestyle and i'm so sick of it. why does she bother
6 - Toxic - hurts my hears, sounds like psycho
7 - Outrageous - not bad, like the asian sound, actually wouldn't mind seeing her dance to this. I think i have heard this song before. not bad, not outstanding
8 - Touch of my hand - pretty intro, not bad, erotic-ish. wow, at the end she actually does some kewl vocal things high up.
9 - The Hooke up - regge kewl, i could dance to this if i were alone in a dark room, she still sounds like a nasal 3 year old though
10 - Shadow - she almost sings here, kinda nice, she should try harder
11 - Brave New Girl - hmm kewl, nice sound, is brit singin bout herself? kinda good message
12 - Everytime - music box effect is kewl, decent song, still not singing well.
13 - Me agains the music remix - i like this better than track 1

ok well i'm gonna go throw up and kill britney now.
melissa