Craig Ferguson and Clay Aiken for president!!!!

Hello everyone!!! Last night I was watching tv but it was boring so I shut it off and attempted to sleep. Well sleep wasn't my friend so I turned the tv back on because it was time for Craig Ferguson to start. I had missed a few minutes of his opening remarks, but he definately caught my ear with his little bit about running for President if he could. It was awesome. He said he would need someone to get him a lot of votes to be his running mate - CLAY AIKEN :) :) :) :) :) :) I think I woke the whole house up screaming lol. I was so busy being excited I forgot to listen to the joke he made, but it was most likely something perverted because the audience kinda oooed and aaahhhed over it like "ooo no you didn't" and his remark was "well, I will need a good sex scandal" or something to that effect :) He said they would run on a 3 point platform. 1 - Send Paris Hilton back to the Paris Hilton she came from! 2 - Put 50 Cent on the dollar bill to confuse the hell out of international tourists! 3 - Make it possible that a law could be passed so that (I can't remember what he really said) everyone could get married to whomever they want and the governer of California could marry the governer of New Jersey. :D