omg! yesterday and today were semi-insane! yesterday was tuesday and that means doug and i usually go prospecting. well i have been a little cranky and yesterday i was mainly a bitch to poor dougable. i was cranky and miserable, generally rude and off kilter, complete with my own little raincloud over my head. sowwy dougable. thanks for putting up with me. at one place we were prospecting, i saw some awesome, huge-ass, rockstar-like sunglasses. i put them on and they cover most of my face. they were black and had 3 diamonds across the top. i'm like, "look doug! i'm a rock star!" he goes, "you look like a fly, take those off!" lmao :D
today, i cursed him for not letting me get those sunglasses
last night all i wanted to do was go out for a quick drink. "dougable, let's go to langel's for a long island, i'll be good after one, let's go, please?" "i woud love to but i have no money whatsoever" well, about an hour after our meeting with the company we work for, i keep buggin him about it. he says he has his credit card that he doesn't really wanna use but he could. then there is random irrational, spontaneous talk of just driving up to chicago at 11pm to do all the gay bars lol. crazy boy is talkin out both sides of his mouth, i have no money, let's charge everything at the gay bars. whatever lol. we remember that we have no physical cash between us so chicago is out cuz we can't make cover charges or tolls or anything.
doug does come up with an idea for a gay bar in calumet city called dickiesrucrazee or something. he know's phil is the bartender there. fine with me just let me have my damn drink. phil makes it really well cuz i can't taste any liquor, just lemon stuff lol. i start to happily sip at my tea and good music is playing and doug asks me to play pool with him. i can't win sober, drunk, or upside down, so i'm like "yeah". we play, i drink more, i lose. i end up really going to town on the drink and finished it off quickly. doug's response - "what are you getting next?" "WHAT?!?!?" I have this card that says the second drink is free, what do you want? rum and coke?" "sure dougable"
doug's mission - get melissa fucked up lol
as we drink, phil sends over baskets of popcorn, which is brilliant, cuz i haven't eaten much, some, but not much and nothing of much substance. i swear you need a building permit to have good popcorn cuz no matter what i buy from the store, movie theaters, bars, and target still have better popcorn than i do lol. at any rate, the popcorn is flowing, the music is swimming, the booze is poppin', the room is blaring, and melissa has surpassed tingly and has moved on to WEEE!!! I used the potty and the whole walking thing was still doing well enough and i was drunk. Ya know how i know? I was singing. Yup, when you ar out with melissa and she sings, CUT HER OFF WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! :) so yeah, i am gettin loud and doug is very mischieveious right now and he's throwing popcorn down my shirt which causes me to squeal like a damn sonic boom! Well that sure as shit got the attention of a patron at the other fucking end ofthe bar. Guess what, he buys us a 3RD ROUND OF DRINKS!!! ohmyfuckinggod :) One more rum and coke is placed in front of my face while i haven't really finished the second drink. I decided, fuck this straw thing and just chug the last of the rum and coke i'm currently working with. Doug starts another pool game with me and i'm barely standin on my own two feet at this point.
the nice man who sent us drinks was tony and he helped me win the game/played it for me lol. i get back to the bar, work at my last rum and coke, screw around with doug throwing popcorn, something crazee happens and i knock over my glass and spill a mostly full rum and coke. phil was totally awesome about it, cuz he's used to this i would imagane. here's the thing...as it knocked over, the glass cracked and broke in a few places. i don't remember it very clearly. i was still determined to drink out of it and i remember very fuzzily that doug and phil both had to tell me several times to stop reaching for it lol. i was reduced to drinking water and eating popcorn :( we were so drunk andi was such a mess lol. poor phil had to kick us out at 2 and melissa was not walking very well in heels to begin with, now add 29 quarts of liquor and well....
dougable, u did pay right? lol hell if i know what happened :)
doug drove us from the bar back to the office where my car was. i drove home from the office, which was intereting. i must have been very glassey eyed cuz everything looked liquidy lol. don't really remember much else. i know i was trying to be quiet when comin in the door at 3 but i'm sure there was a marching band and an elephant that came in with me :)
this morning, i felt fine till i opened my eyes and the light hit and i stood up and almost collapsed and hurled. i was supposed to be prospecting this morning with laura AND DAMMIT I DID!!! I was a little late and really out of it, and you know I made her stop at Kohls so I could waste an hour finding rockstar shades, but i did it complete with my hangover :)
Who's ready to go drinkin???
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