Interesting conversations

tonight at jewel i had some interesting conversations with different customers:

"how's was your day today?"
"my fiancee just got shot"
"oh, sorry"
"yeah he's dead"
"..."
I gave her the milk and hugged her.

On a lighter note
"no you cannot by the handcuffs!"
"why, mom"
"they are a waste of money and i know exactly what you are going to do with them"
"what she going to do," i stupidly ask
"she's going to tie up her boyfriend...do you do that? do you tie up your boyfriend?"
"right now if i tied him up i'd probably just leave him somehwere," i replied smugly.


so i guess the moral of the story is everyone let your fiancee know you love them before they go to the mall and get shot over their pricey new car, don't put your boyfriends in handcuffs, and people are really wierd.